This is my new motto!

This is the time

All I have to say about the state of our world today, was probably best already said by Phil Collins. I'm not kidding. Watch this video and enjoy.

Vegas

Mikey sits in his Sinatra hat and plays pai gow. A great time!

About F***ing time.

It has been apparent to me (and most of the rational world) that Hillary Clinton's campaign has been over for a long time. It is also apparent to me that she cares much more for herself than the Democratic party and by extension the American People. So it is with great excitement when I say, it is about fucking time. It is time (and has been for a a while now)for Hillary to GTFO.

Drinking out of cups

Awesome, simply awesome. Watch the whole thing and laugh.

Of love and death

Recently, it feels like it's getting harder and harder to keep me alive. It's not a deathwish or a accident prone lifestyle, it's my throat.

About a month ago, I had a fairly scary experience. At my wedding rehearsal dinner, I almost choked to death. Only the quick thinking of my wife and the quick action of one of my best friends, saw me through that.
I have to admit, it was also too fast to get scared, but for a few seconds, I was scared shitless.

Check out any of the promo photos for the fox show "House." Most of them feature the cast all looking down at the camera, looking like they're examining a patient. Funny enough, but while I felt my life draining out of my pores onto the floor, that the image that kept flashing into my mind's eye. My only thought was, I hope I wake up in the ER with a team like that over me, cause otherwise, I'm not waking up at all. It's a scary thought, and a little depressing, but at the time it didn't have a huge effect on me, not the way it would on most people.

R.I.P. Maggie Copperpot

Maggie Copperpot
2000-2007

Maggie Copperpot passed away last night. She fought a hard battle with Kitty Lymphoma. We didn't have her very long, but we loved every minute we did have with her.

Sleep well Kitty.

THE perfect example of why Americans are fat (PIC)

Not a fake, not a shop. You won't believe it when you see it, but it's real and it's popular. From the Los Angeles County Fair.

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Hate

Isn't it weird, how some days the whole world just all decides to fucking hate you at once? I guess I can handle it better when it's just smaller groups...

Radio

So I'm in Kentucky right now. I'm waiting to do my third radio interview of the morning. I already did a live TV spot for ABC. How weird.

My life has taken me to some very interesting places lately.

Centralia, PA.
Seattle underground
Grassy noll in Dallas

Cool places, interesting people. Always away from home though. I'm getting married in October and I still am only seeing my fiancee every other week. I guess that's twice as much as the once a month it was before.

I still only see my family about twice a year. Never enough.

I have to go be charming with dj's who seem annoyed with me.

xo,

J